Total Medals Earned: 404 (From 47 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,355 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (75/440 points)
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (265/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
You know you want this medal
I did it on purpose...
Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/35 points)
Save a stick as a PNG.
Show support for the Anti-Distraction Dance Movement.
B-Baka...?!?!
We're all very proud of what you've done here today.
Medals Earned: 11/19 (205/500 points)
Complete the Grass Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Grass Dungeon!
Reach the Hall of Challenges!
Complete the Grass Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Water Dungeon!
Complete the Fire Dungeon!
Completed the secret level of Fire Dungeon!
Completed the secret level of Golden Dungeon!
Complete the secret level of Grass Dungeon!
Complete the secret level of Water Dungeon!
Complete the Golden Dungeon!
Complete the Water Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Water Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Fire Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Golden Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Fire Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete Time Trial mode for the entire game!
Complete the Golden Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Time Trial mode for entire game with 10 or less deaths!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Complete any 1 ending
Complete all 6 endings
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 12/29 (85/450 points)
Achieve Silver rank or higher on any act.
Complete Act 1 to any standard.
Complete Act 2 to any standard.
Complete Act 3 to any standard.
Complete Act 4 to any standard.
Complete Act 5 to any standard.
Run a total of 1,500m
Complete any stage without dying.
Collect 3 hidden stars.
Complete the tutorial to any standard.
Achieve Gold rank or higher on any act.
Achieve Perfect rank on any act.
Complete Act 6 to any standard.
Complete Act 7 to any standard.
Complete Act 8 to any standard.
Get blown away while hanging on to a ledge.
Land on a ramp hard enough to kill yourself.
Complete 22 stages.
Use an orange block to survive a hard fall.
Play Vex 2 for 30 minutes.
Complete the tutorial without touching any checkpoints.
Hold two or more keys at the same time.
Run a total of 5,000m.
Complete all acts to any standard.
Collect half of the hidden stars.
Collect all of the hidden stars.
Get every act to minimum Gold rank.
Complete the Vexation to any standard.
Get every act to Perfect rank.